Does your project need a wordsmith?

My name is Kelly, and I’m the one you’re looking for!

I’m a freelance writer with plenty of range. I got my professional start composing cheeky, pun-filled dialogue for an adult-themed mobile game. I’ve spent the past two years striving to get published as often as possible, with the best, most offbeat ideas as possible, to as many different online platforms as possible (all while working as a social media manager.)

The pieces showcased in my portfolio were chosen because I believe they are the greatest examples of what I have to offer: originality, enthusiasm, wit, playfulness, an array of knowledge and just the right amount of weirdness!

Testimonials

  • Kelly was assigned to write short erotic stories about female characters in Crystal Maidens and delivered great work! Despite sometimes difficult guidelines like specific word limits, breaking down the stories in parts, tight deadlines and writing a story based on short 2 sentence briefs, she managed to always deliver what we needed. Enough so that we could trust her with the ownership of those stories and never had any issues. I'd work with her again!

    Michael Santer
    Former producer and QA lead at Crystal Maidens

  • Kelly worked with me for nearly two years, managing a street photographers' community Instagram account while also contributing to four other accounts during that time. She was reliable, met all deadlines, and worked independently. Kelly was creative in curating engaging content and helped foster a thriving community through meaningful engagement. She communicated clearly, was highly trustworthy, and always checked in when unsure about something. Kelly adapted seamlessly to different brand voices and audiences across multiple projects. I highly recommend her to anyone looking for a capable, diligent, and creative social media manager.

    Hervé Jodoin
    Founder of Pop Pop Pop Studios

Humour Writing

In the Winter of 2022, I began submitting pieces of comedy and satire writing to various websites. I did this to further hone my skills and get into the habit of coming up with new, inventive scenarios on a regular basis. Here’s some of the output I’m most proud of.

Close-up of a child's hands working at a sewing machine

I’m The Child Who Made That Shein Dress You Ordered, And I Think You’ll Look Great!

Entire Planet Breathes A Sigh of Relief Over Downfall of Weird-Ass Disney Adult

Kylie Jenner Reads Dune

I, Your Welsh Horse Skeleton Girlfriend, Regret Accepting Your Invitation to the Family Christmas Function

Creative Fiction

While the fiction pieces I’ve had published so far are mostly extensions of my humour writing, I have written more serious stories with more sobering themes which I do hope see the light of day eventually. Even in these light-hearted ventures, however, my ability to fashion distinct characters, build a narrative and concoct twists is clear.

Sonnets for Senior Sirens

The Goose, the Karen and the Catchpole

Reviews and analyses

Like most writers, I’m an avid reader and have been from a young age. I love to discuss and disassemblethe media I consume, and am always keeping an eye out for little-known gems, cult classics and eccentric authors to inspire me. The horror genre is of particular interest to me. Here are a couple of deep dives I enjoyed doing.

A Fountain of Blood in the Shape of a Girl: The Kaleidoscopic Themes of Junji Ito’s Tomie

The Girl in a Swing Is the Best Ghost Story You’ve Never Read

Crystal Maidens Scripts

Crystal Maidens was a Nutaku mobile game that ended operations in the Fall of 2022. I was the main writer for this game from December 2020 to its cessation.

It was a sex comedy that took place in a fantasy/sci-fi setting with witches, vampires, demons, androids and pocket dimensions.

Each month, a special “event” was released that would be a spoof of a popular media franchise. These were my favourites.

Lord Of The Rings

Mad Max

Supernatural

Mortal Kombat

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