Does your project need a wordsmith?

My name is Kelly Sheehan-Heath, and I’m the one you’re looking for!

I’m a freelance creative writer with plenty of range. I got my professional start composing cheeky, pun-filled dialogue for an adult-themed mobile game. I’ve spent the past two years striving to get published as often as possible, with the best, most offbeat ideas as possible, to as many different online platforms as possible (all while working as a social media manager.)

The pieces showcased in my portfolio were chosen because I believe they are the greatest examples of what I have to offer: originality, enthusiasm, wit, playfulness, an array of knowledge and just the right amount of weirdness!

Humour Writing

In the Winter of 2022, I began submitting pieces of comedy and satire writing to various websites. I did this to further hone my skills, get into the habit of coming up with new, inventive scenarios on a regular basis, and learn from artistic rejection. Here’s some of the output I’m most proud of

Creative Fiction

While the fiction pieces I’ve had published so far are mostly extensions of my humour writing, I have written more serious stories with more sobering themes which I do hope see the light of day eventually. Even in these light-hearted ventures, however, my ability to fashion distinct characters, build a narrative and concoct twists is clear

Reviews & Analyses

Like most writers, I’m an avid reader and have been from a young age. I love to discuss and disassemblethe media I consume, and am always keeping an eye out for little-known gems, cult classics and eccentric authors to inspire me. The horror genre is of particular interest to me. Here are a couple of deep dives I enjoyed doing

Crystal Maidens Scripts

Crystal Maidens was a Nutaku mobile game that ended operations in the Fall of 2022. I was the main writer for this game from December 2020 to its cessation. It was a sex comedy that took place in a fantasy/sci-fi setting with witches, vampires, demons, androids and pocket dimensions. Each month, a special “event” was released that would be a spoof of a popular media franchise. These were my favourites

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